What would the world have been like had the Lyle’s Golden Syrup tin borne a picture of the rotting carcass of some loins with a swarm of bees?
(Via a lovely guy who seems incredibly shy of the fact that he got it from Wikipedia.)
- Brown Shit hair dye
Caca Marron: Solid Henna: Turn brown into amburn with a shine like fresh conkers: Vegan:
Some of you will probably get off on Polkadot Lily smearing Lush brown shit into her hair:
They also do Black Shit, known in the trade as the Guinness look.
H/t Manolo A.
- Revenge translations: take English seriously or face comprehensive linguistic destruction
I believe that only two bodies criticised here have ever responded: one rapidly fixed the problem and went out of business; Alejandro Villén@Loving Books indicated that he’d continue to sell his pile of poo, and is probably doing very nicely. And I doubt very much that any of the rest gives a monkey’s. It’s time to get
- Alicante restaurant serves fragmentation hand grenade for dessert
Our neighbourhood revolutionary proposes to visit this establishment, purchase 50 fragmentation hand grenades (incredibly cheap at €3.5), and call trading standards if they try any lousy scam, like serving pineapple.
- Turismo Rías Baixas rejects an offer to have its appalling promotional materials properly translated for free
Ten years or so ago, I sent a personal letter to the Director of the said Rías Baixas Tourist Board, offering to translate all their promotional material for nowt. I never even had the courtesy of a reply. But, anyway, here’s how their English material turned out, absent my help. Craply,