I was utterly unaware of the artist formerly known as Hannah Montana. Now the death of a pufferfish has changed everything:
On Saturday night we all went out to eat,
But I can never decide, so someone chose sushi.
I got soup, and I ordered rice,
But watching my friends eat my friends ruined my appetite.
The video probably cost a million, but it’s money well spent, though I’d have put some cavernous echo on the final chord.
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Mainstream, weirder than Weird:
Maybe we need to go back to Gloria Balsam and her Fluffy:
- Donald for Dalai Lama, or Pope, or Caliph, or something
A Trump Taj Mahal Casino multitrack jukebox, to help make religion rather better than it has been, again.
- There’s so much brilliant German shit on YouTube
Was: How pleased I am to find both the Zarah Leander and the Nina Hagen versions of “Ich weiß, es wird einmal ein Wunder gescheh’n” on the line.
- Yet more disastrous animals
Introducing my bovine concertina-playing twins, Salt-N-Pepa, and a porcine donations box.
- Of hortism
And monkeys, obviously.
- In praise of oranges
A First World War letter from a Palestinian orange grove, an orange (lower case) song, and this winter’s favourite orange cake recipe.