In a hole

El Diario de Mexico says that, once the six Brits (thanks, Andy) make it out of the Central American cave in which they’re currently gravely prejudicing Mexican national security while waiting for low tide, they’re going to be turned over to the country’s immigration service. I’m not sure whether that means they’ll be sent back down the hole or whether they’ll simply be allowed to leave Mexico, along with the rest of the Mexicans.

On a separate note, I would like to record that I recently went up a Catalan hill in the company of several army officers from another country, and that they left the area with large quantities of wine and pork sausage concealed in their persons. I know the police are watching me, but they won’t take me alive, not with the cat in the mood it’s in.

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