Blond boar

Not a single person wanted to come on the Republican Picnic today, so I went a-wandering in a very quiet valley in the pre-littoral range. There I met a 75-year old shepherd, out for the day with a couple of dozen young ewes and goats, who explained to me a number of very interesting things,…

Terrorist hairdos

The house is in uproar following the arrest (using a fire engine) in Marseille of Hossein Ghanbari, an Iranian, in possession of explosives, detonators, grenades, guns, police regalia, car number plates, Spanish mobile chips, and a map of Catalonia, as well as wigs and bullet-proof corsets, freely translated. Will the police here over-react and round…