Sweet Sue

In a riposte to a piece by Ron Gompertz about Spanish plans to sue Italy over the Roman occupation, Al Pernales suggests that a win might encourage Madrid to sue the US for collaborating with continental drift during the Triassic and thus raising to an unacceptable level the price of an afternoon’s shopping in Manhattan. I have been feeling vaguely discontented with my place in the world this afternoon, but I reject the notion of attempting to impose collective punishment on the planet via the courts and intend instead to nail for one hundred grand Franz Beckenbauer, the only surviving member of the–I will argue–alienationist German team that lost the last international philosophy world cup and broke my heart, so they did.

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