The weird and wonderful Karim says I’m bizarre, which suggests I’ve made some kind of progress from when the woodwork teacher threatened to break my legs. If I don’t get my keys and mobile back by lunch, I will move to Tunisia and sing 80s music in beach hotels. If you see a blonde walking…
Demonstrative ethnic Catalans stick donkeys on their cars, their Spanish-and-proud friends have Osborne bulls, and I saw a Moroccan yesterday with a camel.
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