Most popular musical number in Spain

This non-authentic version of Paquito chocolatero is by King Africa, who is, according to Wikipedia, actually kind of American, and John Major’s favourite artist to boot:

Now an authentic version from Mike Oldfield, which doesn’t involve the mass simulation of anal sex popular down south:

The next three favouritest tunes are also pasodobles, namely Viva el pasodoble, Islas Canarias y Amparito Roca. I have never broken any bones dancing the pasodoble and can thoroughly recommend it.

King Africa is not appearing in Eurovision 2008 because, as we have just to our surprise and despair discovered, it is corrupt through and through, and Franco hates him even more than Cliff Richard. (Merci MM)

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