Lenox has a sighting of a man living inside a bin in Valencia. Is this the same one I saw? I suppose you could see it as an eco-version of a camper van. With a couple of donkeys you could probably get up and down the Levant without too much difficulty.
- “How bilingual brains switch between tongues”
Brief visions of two tongues being fitted, enabling one’s bilingual brain to slot the correct one into place as and when.
- Perish, scumbags who work at La Jijonenca, Av Gaudí!
There are two really important things which you need to learn if you’re going to enjoy living in Barcelona: How to avoid
- Jordi the singing pig
The window display is so abundant that it’s difficult to see inside, so it might have been the butcher himself singing
- Toads in your mouth
The inhabitants of Llobatera, Venezuela call stomatitis (sores and/or inflammation inside the mouth) “tener sapos en la boca”. I don’t know
- Spanish white goods recycling
It’s a bit of a joke, innit.