The war on arsematrons

After years of shilly-shallying, will France finally stand up to American fartpower?

First there was Louis Arsmtrong (420 ghits) (Louis Arsmtrong was known for his cheery disposition), and now there’s Lance Arsmstrong (4,570). The correct spelling is not armstrong but arsematron–not a pejorative for back-door betty-burglars, but, by analogy with armatron, orgasmatron, orgatron, and other forgottrons, a term for pop-eyed aliens with suspiciously substantial wind reserves. The investigation into Lance’s body chemistry is a mere front: lancer is launch, and Sarko knows he needs to get to the bottom of this before the nation of Obummer lets fly a fearful airborne assault on the Republic.

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Last updated 14/04/2009

This post pre-dates my organ-grinding days, and may be imported from elsewhere.

Arsematron (1):

Cycling (24):

Etymology (55):

France (227):

Kaleboel (4325):

Lance Armstrong (1): Lance Edward Armstrong is an American former professional road racing cyclist, infamous for the biggest doping scandal in cycling history. At age 16, Armstrong began competing as a triathlete and was a national sprint-course triathlon champion in 1989 and 1990.

Louis Armstrong (2): Louis Daniel Armstrong, nicknamed Satchmo, Satch, and Pops, was an American trumpeter, composer, vocalist and occasional actor who was one of the most influential figures in jazz.


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