FC Barcelona: Buy the entrance now without tails

A poster at the Camp Nou footy museum reminds the public that neither evening dress nor cloven hooves are required for entry in their earthy Paradise:

This gem arrives via CFM, who used to blog about language here and here, and who wonders about the real state of Barça’s finances if they can’t afford 50€ for a translator. Any beers purchased via the donate button (sidebar) will go to him for forwarding to the photographer.

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Last updated 03/07/2018

This post pre-dates my organ-grinding days, and may be imported from elsewhere.

Barcelona (1399):

Catalonia (1155):

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FC Barcelona (4): Futbol Club Barcelona), commonly known as Barcelona and familiarly as Barça, is a professional football club based in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain. Founded in 1899 by a group of Swiss, English and Catalan footballers led by Joan Gamper, the club has become a symbol of Catalan culture and Catalanism, hence the motto "Més que un club".

Föcked Translation (414): I posted to a light-hearted blog called Fucked Translation over on Blogger from 2007 to 2016, when I was often in Barcelona. Its original subtitle was "What happens when Spanish institutions and businesses give translation contracts to relatives or to some guy in a bar who once went to London and only charges 0.05€/word." I never actually did much Spanish-English translation (most of my work is from Dutch, French and German) but I was intrigued and amused by the hubristic Spanish belief, then common, that nepotism and quality went hand in hand, and by the nemeses that inevitably followed.

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  1. This one is so cute.

    But why do they call it "Nou Camp"? Fucking up even (the holiest of) their own language?

    PS: On top it says "Camp nou". One capital letter gone awol.

  2. Guys, this is not an official poster at club facilities, but a fake from some amateur touroperator or whatever.

    We all know what is a tail.

    No question about "Camp Nou", this is the real popular name.

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