Begging advice joke

Out this morning we met up with one of the beggars who sit around town with a sign reading something like: ROBED PLEACE MONEY FOR TIKET HOME. The ones I have talked to claim to be Australian, and their spatial longevity suggests they are not particularly successful. One of the party then told a number of begging technique jokes, of which the following is my favourite.

A Jewish and a Catholic beggar are sitting out of a Sunday morning, and as the congregation comes out of church they without exception pass the Jew giving him nothing and then make a generous donation to the Catholic. A more kindly parishioner goes up to the Jew and says, “Look, maybe you should try dressing up like a Catholic, get some beads, you know the stuff.” The Jew turns to his Catholic colleague and says, “You won’t believe this Chaim, now they’re telling us how to run our business.”

Similar posts


Your email address will not be published.