Hipster traitors

Sorry, but the outrage of the more retarded fans of Camden Town Brewery ain’t half as funny as the Mast Brothers’ hipster chocolate scam. Jonnykzj saw it all coming: hipster beardos are actually Calvinist infiltrators:

ASDA mobile pay-as-you-go is excellent

Previously I had Vodafone, who wouldn’t stop spamming me, and whose charging regime was opaque and predatory. I’ve had ASDA since the summer now and it’s one care less.

Come on, Simon

8/1 on Ukip in Oldham three weeks ago seemed like spectacularly good use of a tenner, and Ladbrokes are now down to 5/2, which the Speccie thinks is still high. But disaster: nice Mr McMahon has told nice Mr Corbyn to fuck off back to his cave and it’ll probably take a Danczuk defection next…