Towards the end of the war the Japanese generals went to Hirohito and said, “Emperor, unless we find new troops immediately we will have to surrender.”
But a devilish light shone in the eyes of the occupant of the Chrysanthemum Throne, and he spoke defiantly, “Gentlemen, send the palace dwarves into action, and have them cry ‘Bonsai!’.”
You couldn’t make it up.
- The street organ and the revolution
- Patriarch of Antioch: Franks are jugulators
No word on the Berbers in Paul of Aleppo, The travels of Macarius Patriarch of Antioch – Part Two, London: The
Ah, how we all laughed at mad old Arnie! Mr Schoenberg, who was born on the 13th and feared the number
- The Jeanie is out of the bottle
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- J’suis pas Cecil
Statement issued on behalf of the descendants of the Indian workers on the Uganda Railway.