This man just told me the plot of his new novel. An old man has superpowers which he doesn’t know about and which are totally random. He blows his nose, Japan is obliterated, or not. Then he meets a young girl who also has random superpowers of which she is totally unaware. Her superpowers are better than his, but they make love anyway. The end is happier than the beginning. His publisher wants more money to sell the film rights.
Paul has gone back to prison. He pleaded guilty, mainly through nostalgia, and he’d been banned from Stevenage anyway. Jez suddenly has three hundred thousand pounds and bought me a pint of Pride. D looks like he has his hand down his trousers because of an uncontrollable erection, but in fact the button has bust and it’s the only way of keeping them up.
- Baroja joke about unread readers
And don’t give me any of that “rereading” shite, you illiterate swine.
- More incompetence from the Real Academia Española
The failure on the part of Romance lexicographers to include common words and meanings (eg bragueta = codpiece) in their bibles
In the last 8 years 922,200 foreigners have moved to Catalonia, taking their share from 2.9% to 15% of total population.
Tired of my never-ending get-poor-slow schemes, I went gold-panning in the national park today with Lluís, who is 74 but doesn’t
- Plato cheese
The diaspora and its hangers-on don’t often show here, but Studiolum@Poemas del río Wang’s found a cool menu from a vaguely