Yorkshire Almanac 2025

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On the day the war ended, when the ceasefire began, I have a feeling that he was somewhere on the Belgian frontier, possibly near Mons. I think he felt that he had been short-changed in the matter of pleasures in the wartime, so he called on this French, what would you call her, madame – I think the lady was her own master. Unfortunately he discovered that he was unable to perform, but the lady was not at all distressed and treated him to a brandy. I think he rather thought that he had got through the war successfully, and that virginity was an overrated virtue.

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Maubeuge is a guess. Thomas Trevor ApSimon’s war letters suggest that he was at, or just short of, Goegnies-Chaussée on 11 November (ApSimon 2023). Of the nearby towns, fighting took place in Mons right up till 11:00 and Valenciennes was too far, but Maubeuge was only 8km, had a sex industry, and had been taken by the Guards Division on 9 November. TTA’s birthday was 5 November – more reason to celebrate.

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On the day the war ended, when the ceasefire began, I have a feeling that he was somewhere on the Belgian frontier, possibly near Mons. I think he felt that he had been short-changed in the matter of pleasures in the wartime, so he called on this French, what would you call her, madame – I think the lady was her own master. Unfortunately he discovered that he was unable to perform, but the lady was not at all distressed and treated him to a brandy. I think he rather thought that he had got through the war successfully, and that virginity was an overrated virtue.

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• Alcohol (drug) (62) ·
• Armistice Day (2) ·
• Armistice of 11 November 1918 (3) ·
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• Guards Division (United Kingdom) (1) ·
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• 📌Pontefract (20) ·
• Prostitution (15) ·
• Royal Army Medical Corps (1) ·
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• 📌Valenciennes, Nord department, France (2) ·
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