Comment spam has dried up over the last couple of months (along with comments), but I do get the occasional strange message from nutters who want to correspond with me or mow my lawn or whatever. One such writes every now and again in Spanish to suggest meeting up so that she (lots of allegedlies here) can demonstrate her command of modern languages, her specialities being Greek, French, Thai and Cuban. If there’s a guide out there somewhere to the sexual specialities of each nation and how they were acquired that I will be able to access without having my bank account cleared and my name added to the FBI’s Super-Perverts Register, I’d like to see it.
Similar posts
- The old ones are the best: In Mexico they speak Mexican…
Old man in coffee bar: “All this stuff from Ciutadans about encouraging bilingualism is a load of bollocks. I speak five - Apparent gender confusion in French “native-speakers”
It is slightly strange that this should surprise anyone, since Romance languages are notorious for their variation in the attribution of - Cocaine: long sentence coming up
This excerpt from a court statement made on 1928/1/11 is taken from Paco Villar’s Historia y Leyenda del Barrio Chino (1997): On - Seen but not heard
How to stop 1444/Vodafone phuckwits from waking you up during the siesta. - 1485, and how to beat it
Use spam calls from Telefónica as a free sex chat service and they may leave you alone.
Comments