I move upmarket

I have noticed that serious websites have pictures of women smiling and men shaking hands.

Fighting drunk

Last night we were singing at a function and I started needling the French alto about Trafalgar, so she hit me hard with the new “Brits only care about drinking, fucking and fighting” survey, and then we moved on to the “hey, well at least we don’t beat our wives” refrain. A few days back…