Fuel crisis

It’s cheaper to fill your tank with black truffle oil than with bear attack deterrent, and Hot Hooters Booby Oil is even better value.

Anti-social photography

I’m not a big fan of Barcelona’s mayor, Joan Clos, but it’s only fair to point out that the tide of anger over anti-social behaviour has less to do with reality than with a PR war that his team is losing. Anyone with the faintest historical awareness of the old town knows that it has…