Resurrection

This Bob Marley story just wouldn’t work in Spain. Most people here don’t know he’s dead yet.

New insult: “Translator!”

That’s how Barça fans greeted Chelsea boss Mourinho at the airport. Mourinho, of course, worked as press conference reverse mumbo jumbler and general gofer for Bobby Robson during the latter’s all-too-brief spell in charge of our likely lads. Tina Vallès–a real, professional translator–has the clipping.

Comparative porridgology

It wouldn’t surprise me if Guantánamo is better than Belgian jails, but it’s generally easier to get people out of the latter, given the right financial incentives. I used to dream of going to prison in Holland, but I hear standards have declined.