Open-air CD and DVD library

Those tree-hung disks aren’t really for scaring off the deer, silly. Take one home with you and, when you’ve had all you can bear of Hits of Hits or Dirty Dancing II, or when you figure that installing BitWare for Windows wasn’t that smart anyway, take it back and hang it on the correct tree.
Those tree-hung disks aren't really for scaring off the deer, silly. Take one home with you and, when you've had all you can bear of Hits of Hits or Dirty Dancing II, or when you figure that installing BitWare for Windows wasn't that smart anyway, take it back and hang it on the correct tree.

Ilaridad

Hilaridad is increasingly ilaridad, while partner import hello is still universally jota-ised as jelo. Has this got anything to do with the availability of undubbed Ali G?

Ewerthon

I’m unreliably informed that Real Zaragoza star Ewerthon Henrique de Souza’s dad couldn’t spell Everton rather than Erewhon. Not that anyone gives a feck, but by all means keep the tips flowing.