Vanguardia pimps

Good to see civic leaders lining up to praise local rag, La Vanguardia, on its 125th, particularly since the former have just pushed through a crackdown on prostitution, while the latter derives a substantial proportion of its revenues from prostitution- and sex-related advertising and services.

Al Ahly Football Fans

Looking forward to better news re the Islamists, and to their being allowed to participated in free elections in Libya.

Recepción

–Hola, soy Trevor. –¿Cómo? –Trébol, como la planta. … –Hola, soy Trébol. –¡Como la planta! ¡Qué bonito! … –Hola, soy Perejil. –José María, encantado.

Spamart

Spam this morning from Hairbrushes G. Brunhilde, Witticism H. Miscasting and Waistbands M. Doctors, among others.

More Lib Dems

The other day I was having a beer with Simon Hughes when he suddenly said, “Trevor, I want you to know that I’m gay,” and then tried to cover it up by asking the barman for yet another Freudian Pils. (Thanks Paul. Furt is appearing April 3rd in Norwich and April 22nd in Leeds.)

Nations and Europe

It’s extraordinary that there’s no discussion of the UK in the paper by György Frunda (via Arcadi Espada) being debated today in the Council of Europe (countries without formal constitutions obviously don’t count). I’m of the view that cultural nations, like religious sects and Ruby programmers, should be self-financing and not be allowed anywhere near…

In praise of troglodytes

The NYT editorial Army Troglodytes in Spain is misguided and reactionary (as well as being factually inaccurate re Spain’s history and constitutional order). Troglodytes are good, forward-looking people whose choice of housing reflects a concern for energy conservation; unlike nomads, troglodytes rarely form armies and are generally nice, romantic things like shepherds, brigands and Ruby…

Reasonably priced pit

These Andalusian caves have been for sale for ages. I’d be tempted by the one that needs work, but it’s a bit far away.

Cannibal barbecue

When I worked in an office, one day someone in a suit came in to sell me something IT-based. It turned out that she was a horror porn star (this genre) in her spare time, which was much more interesting. I believe revelation of this information to have been partly responsible for a colleague’s heart…

Best Estatut cartoon

Carod, hair awry, to bored barman: NO ESTATOT EN EL ESTATUT. Or something like that, in El País.