pianist shot

On Saturday evening a 61-year old publican shot two Portuguese gypsies dead from the balcony of his flat in Terrassa for parking their Ford Transit opposite and sitting around drinking and playing the electric organ.
A policeman here once threatened to arrest me for doing roughly the same, but this is Douglas Adams in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish ():

Gunfire erupted from a window high above them, but it was only a bass player getting shot for playing the wrong riff three times in a row, and bass players are two a penny in Han Dold City.

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