In a hole

El Diario de Mexico says that, once the six Brits (thanks, Andy) make it out of the Central American cave in which they’re currently gravely prejudicing Mexican national security while waiting for low tide, they’re going to be turned over to the country’s immigration service. I’m not sure whether that means they’ll be sent back…

Crap

“Diet selection was estimated using fecal analysis”

Lowlife

This is for the whistle-playing smack addict who nearly broke my eggs this morning: King Jaume II … forbade pimps, prostitutes, the crippled and lame, the blind, those with foul diseases, and those who lacked a hand, arm, or foot to enter and loiter around the plaza of Santa Ana in Barcelona. In 1322, furthermore,…