Dancing with cows

Notating cow dances is quite easy because of the lack of significant vertical variables–none of your Laban or Banesh nonsense here. Cow dance notation retains its charm, however, because it involves cows. Here‘s a sample of the dances performed by Mataró’s well-documented carnival cow.

Novelised!

It seems that I will be appearing in three roles in an upcoming novel by a very smart and creative woman from across the pond. This is the second time this has happened so, apart from hoping she´ll send me a postcard from Malibu after receiving her first royalty cheque, I´m trying to figure whether…

Planning regs, contravention of

Carmen Vesania objects to the common Spanish practice of selling off low-value office space as high-value housing. I’m slightly confused: what are offices for if not for eating and sleeping?

Dol(l)men

Hippies think that dolmens, as well as being graves, are there to kill people on or point out the stars. I think it’s much simpler: nature is very bad at propping several stones upright and capping them with another, so a dolmen is a sign that there are humans around and they are smarter than…