I became an Indian already certain that my overstuffed uncles stole the Wild West from me

Jacques Brel’s appearance suggests that he shares substantial quantities of DNA with George Formby and Francis the Talking Mule. His scripts are even stranger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DYoiG4-9p8

I’m doing a little something for an NGO and it’s boring the tits off of me.