Tweets for August 2016

Bio: Kazoo Academy & Barrel Organ Disco/Yorkshire Almanac/translator Romance & Germanic languages & Russian/old-style jazz trombone & vocals/brass bands/allotmenteer

Mon Aug 01 08:42 1/2 We'll save the hood, we'll make it hip/We're fans of real and raw/Was this your street? It's time to go/There's a one-way open door
Mon Aug 01 08:42 2/2 Sef & Aafke Romeijn - Alles Went
Mon Aug 01 12:03 RT @paddyhurst: Rally has Monty Python moment. Corbyn fan: "He's like the Messiah." Owen Smith: "He's not the Messiah. He's a..."
Tue Aug 02 12:49 Comment: @willmartin19 @GuidoFawkes beis = stain in Norwegian, but they're non-EU so that's ok
Tue Aug 02 13:18 P: "yer doing it that way, are yer"
Tue Aug 02 14:46 spying worm being terned. (tho I don't think terns eat worms.)
Tue Aug 02 15:15 @asmallorange Sorry to use this channel, but I'm trying to get someone to respond to my ticket EOB-180-75708 - you deleted a load of my data
Tue Aug 02 21:05 Anyone know an English translation for Guter Mond in the original version (i.e. not Enslin's)?
Tue Aug 02 21:07 Comment: @ibexsalad @TheLejait What the cluck?
Tue Aug 02 21:59 RT @DougColtart: #ThisFlag values in Ndebele. Please RT & distribute far and wide.
Wed Aug 03 05:33 Comment: @JustinJerez Nearish to my heart, that one
Thu Aug 04 20:50 Ace of Clubs - shelter in Clapham
Thu Aug 04 21:28 Every British railway line ever Good to see both branches of the Bishop's Waltham cul-de-sac
Thu Aug 04 21:43 Check the arch on this
Fri Aug 05 09:17 Best wishes to one (young) Freddie, struggling to accept that not all birthday parties feature an organ grinder ( )
Fri Aug 05 09:55 Comment: @JustinJerez I promise not to make you read my ancient thesis on reinvention of mbira dza vadzimu styles by Mapfumo etc. Knew his band
Fri Aug 05 10:38 @asmallorange Almost 3 million people born since I submitted support ticket EOB-180-75708 & no response. Are you going to undelete my data?
Fri Aug 05 21:51 Craig Wright idiom fail: "I’m not going to job through everybody’s fucking hoops." Who cares if he invented Bitcoin?
Fri Aug 05 21:59 What Barcelona's got that London hasn't: unmanaged space via @Inoreader
Sat Aug 06 10:18 Brits fear crash, hoarding cash, @welt Bank with the Organ-Grinder
Sat Aug 06 10:21 Comment: @JohnCleese Cl-ass War is however native art
Sat Aug 06 13:35 @asmallorange Customer since 2009 taking his 175$ elsewhere & passing the news to others he signed up . What on earth happened to you?
Sat Aug 06 21:38 Mexican colleagues,,,
Mon Aug 08 10:50 BBC Conrad Secret Agent loses framing function of pianola cf. Madame Bovary. Remake with barrel organ?
Mon Aug 08 15:36 Chinese tourist detained in German refugee centre after trying to report wallet theft
Mon Aug 08 15:55 Locally Owned Internet Is an Antidote for the Digital Divide Now for central London...
Mon Aug 08 18:35 Time brooks no delay @StowDiary 's pic of the sweet sparkling ahem waters of Dagenham
Tue Aug 09 06:46 I fear my bet's headed south
Tue Aug 09 07:05 almost a crackronym: aggregated reception station
Tue Aug 09 10:13 RT @estwebber: if nothing else gov.uk is keeping me fully updated on incidence of fish herpes this summer
Tue Aug 09 20:08 My favourite orchestral trumpet solo turns out to be an oboe solo?! Or has someone been fiddling with Delius?
Wed Aug 10 09:48 Method also works with raw chicken
Wed Aug 10 16:59 RT @EustaceHPlimsol: Geography. #privateeye
Wed Aug 10 17:06 @LeeValleyPark Curious, sending hedge cutter along blackberry hedges on covered aqueduct midseason @WildWalthamstow
Thu Aug 11 08:49 Who's a blackberry fool? #FocusOnProcess #WalthamstowMarsh (Ignis Black Forest vodka, distilled 4 Lidl in Solihull)
Thu Aug 11 08:52 ¿Por qué el heavy funciona para los shooters y la zarzuela no?
Thu Aug 11 10:45 Labour leadership court appeal live, great stuff Does rulebook incoherence mean that the Labour Party doesn't exist?
Thu Aug 11 11:07 Does the fashion for obscenities in (Italian) book titles make commercial sense? via @Inoreader
Thu Aug 11 11:13 Comment: @estwebber his "it's now opa not oma" is a dutch joke: grandad, not grandma. not all bad
Thu Aug 11 14:51 #LabourNEC OK, I understand the freeze date concept now, but does it refer to the Anglo-Irish Treaty of 1921 or to Freie Stadt Danzig?
Thu Aug 11 20:01 Which are worse "real ale" or "craft beer" fans? Necking me blackberry vodka, me
Thu Aug 11 21:10 Comment: @veronabrit @a_small_lemon Decline and fall of @asmallorange. C'est la vie. I'm gradually shifting to @unitedhosting, who seem ok
Fri Aug 12 10:19 Geweldig pleidooi Cor Hellingman #YuriVanGelder #nocnsf
Fri Aug 12 13:29 2 military transport helicopters circling between #Homerton Station & #VictoriaPark #TowerHamlets #Hackney wtf?
Fri Aug 12 13:40 @YolandaasBlog So they weren't looking for you either. I couldn't see the markings. Russians?! ;)
Fri Aug 12 13:46 Photo Essay: Brooklyn’s New Everyday Architecture for the 1% More inventive than #Hackney
Fri Aug 12 13:47 Comment: @YolandaasBlog Following them on my bicycle, will post later
Fri Aug 12 14:34 Told you so
Sat Aug 13 13:31 Website: new host, new design, ***functional shop***
Sun Aug 14 09:03 Getting hassled for penultimate stress in "quinoa"? It's yr Quechua roots coming thru
Sun Aug 14 21:20 Deconstruction of medical ghostwriting, data mischaracterisation & academic malfeasance: pediatric depression trials
Mon Aug 15 06:01 Comment: @TomClarkeC4 @MustReadMustoe Chinooks often ENE/WSW night&day, recently circling low Victoria Park - burqinis, training? Ospreys = bad news
Mon Aug 15 06:04 Comment: @nathanmaynes @a_small_lemon @BLeeBoston best way to get reaction to ticket is to close account, seriously
Mon Aug 15 11:22 no no no no
Mon Aug 15 11:39 Why does @nationalrailenq do a bot check on every search? Sessions IDs, anyone?
Mon Aug 15 13:00 Comment: @nationalrailenq Thanks for getting back! does a bot check every time you modify a query
Mon Aug 15 13:31 Comment: @nationalrailenq Might make sense if it didn't check every time you query database during session. Once on establishing sess should be enuf
Tue Aug 16 07:04 , engine for my terrible verse for 20 years: . Doug Beeferman, a most unassuming deity...
Tue Aug 16 07:50 Hoping Beckford's Tower will masted to stream high res perversity into Bath
Tue Aug 16 16:41 Kids high up in old block on Berger Rd opposite #HomertonStation just almost took head off Turkish woman with apple. #ComeBackWilliamTell
Wed Aug 17 07:21 2016 = permanent anti-terror protection at Anne Frank House
Wed Aug 17 07:32 Comment: @tombcn Hoping you'll be warm enough this winter...
Wed Aug 17 07:39 Coming to @RMTunion @SouthernRailUK soon? Commuter Rail Workers in Boston Are About to Get Bionic Eyes
Wed Aug 17 12:45 Comment: @afandrle @RMTunion @SouthernRailUK @AMAapplications So that's sorted! ;)
Wed Aug 17 12:47 Comment: @tombcn Josep Antoni Duran i Lleida
Thu Aug 18 06:26 Even the slugs won't touch Tesco lager. Back to the #Tyskie?
Thu Aug 18 06:53 Too many swimming medals. Reduce to sewer (long distance) and killer whale pond (brutish and short)
Thu Aug 18 06:54 The British upper classes are known for shooting and stuffing organ grinders
Thu Aug 18 08:57 RT @SamWTotter: @prodnose @davidhepworth
Thu Aug 18 13:24 Virgil on bloggers
Thu Aug 18 14:50 Ain't got no semantic space, man
Thu Aug 18 20:46 Hoping the @NbTarporley retrieved from mud flats on #RiverLea, onto which twas lured by the #TottenhamHale wreckers
Fri Aug 19 05:36 #Chinook at 80 m over #Walthamstow Marsh, #RiverLea, #London. Don't land on me blackberry hedge, silly boogers
Fri Aug 19 05:58 Given his Hungarian heritage, I'm shocked that monkeys & barrel organs not part of George #SorosLeak 's master plan
Fri Aug 19 06:07 ¡No dejen morir el higo chumbo! : Con 0.4 gr de mucilago de nopal, investigadores logran purificar agua residual
Fri Aug 19 11:43 Elder 1/2: Biology: skin of berries removed to show lungs and artificial heart
Fri Aug 19 11:45 Elder 2/2: Necrology: having suffered a gin-change
Fri Aug 19 15:17 Desde hoy Lorca es (un poco más) de todos
Fri Aug 19 16:29 A Song for Jeremy That's Barnet, the little known suburb of Gateshead
Fri Aug 19 18:03 @HMRCgovuk Neither your phishing mail address phishing@hmrc.gsi.gov.uk.nor the corresponding phone 60599 is accepting messages
Fri Aug 19 18:42 lol
Fri Aug 19 20:59 Selling well off the top of the organ: Clarence Day’s This Simian World #ThisSimianWorld
Mon Aug 22 12:10 Here's the unfeeling person who's making my blackberries tremble and hide
Mon Aug 22 13:14 Couldn't Sadiq just tell TfL to sell me land at below market value & cut out the middleperson? Or are they mates?
Tue Aug 23 07:07 But above all don't poo in your trombone: +
Tue Aug 23 08:40 Off to Lidl to get my fortnight's emergency rations as recommended by Mrs Merkel
Tue Aug 23 13:05 Germans petition government for easier language @Transblawg
Tue Aug 23 13:06 Comment: This follows on David Cameron's conversation with Rajoy's English teacher to try to resolve the Gibraltar issue
Tue Aug 23 15:37 Comment: @Transblawg @elmundotoday A joke, 'fraid, and a curious one from a country where Basque is an official language
Tue Aug 23 15:40 oh dear maybe Koreans:Dire Straits::the early music industry:the originals
Wed Aug 24 21:05 How to defuse discussions with (amnesiac?) Bulgarians re the state of British trains #PunAlert
Wed Aug 24 21:41 Childhood neighbour still won't sit still & Belfast Tele still has the best nightlife photos
Thu Aug 25 14:24 They found the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch #MontyPython
Thu Aug 25 21:28 Malay bumboat song excerpt: We stand here on the shoreline of a river swift and hot The other shore is over there And this one here is not
Fri Aug 26 10:12 Short piece on renovation/geoshift of Mexican organ grinders
Fri Aug 26 21:25 Shrewsbury Folk Festival bans black-face morris dancers Next they'll be banning monkeys
Fri Aug 26 21:47 German translation Francesc Pujols La tardor barcelonina: This man wants to do the English:
Sat Aug 27 10:31 Deja los "jabalís" y ponte a los pokemon
Mon Aug 29 08:26 Eye wards should all have a sheep: stimulates conversation & has eyes that make everyone else feel good about theirs
Mon Aug 29 09:16 What's the metre on this aka is he making it up as he goes along?
Mon Aug 29 17:13 RT @Pornosawa: Nuestra lista en @caninomag de las versiones más demencionales en castellano de clásicos extranjeros
Mon Aug 29 18:29 @asmallorange 2 weeks since a cancellation request and nothing has happened
Mon Aug 29 19:59 Comment: @asmallorange That's what you always say and nothing happens
Mon Aug 29 20:04 Godzilla Rule 1 applies to #StrangerThings: We'll forgive the plot and script, but a rubber stick insect ain't a monster #80sDisco
Tue Aug 30 13:19 RT @CurrencyFair: Hi @AppleSupport, looking to cut costs on a rather large international money transfer? We can help! #AppleTax
Wed Aug 31 06:33 German beer all the same: Upper Franconians (280 litre per cap p.a.) can't distinguish Becks / local / alcohol-free
Wed Aug 31 06:36 Comment: @AuberonWaugh_PE Mr Lehrer got two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow
Wed Aug 31 07:33 RT @Pornosawa: Ojalá cuartas elecciones, victoria de Vox con mayoría absoluta y el Pacma como principal partido de la oposición con perros…
Wed Aug 31 07:57 HTF did "slasher" become French/Dutch for someone with more than one job? OK, there's a bit of cutting at McDonalds, but... #barbarism
Wed Aug 31 13:59 Re potential return of conscription in Germany
Wed Aug 31 14:35 Comment: @Pornosawa cuidado blanco privilegiado:
Wed Aug 31 19:09 Dunno what "larna" means, but "cul" is ar$e