Tweets for September 2016

Bio: Kazoo Academy & Barrel Organ Disco/Yorkshire Almanac/translator Romance & Germanic languages & Russian/old-style jazz trombone & vocals/brass bands/allotmenteer

Thu Sep 01 10:05 Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, but not to themselves #ThisSimianWorld
Thu Sep 01 18:19 Large rat pack fighting outside Murrayfield "Care" Home on North Circular adds new touch to #Edmonton's unique post-apocalypticism. #Enfield
Thu Sep 01 18:54 RT @Pornosawa: Corolario sobre la identidad: los hombres no tienen raíces, tienen piernas.
Fri Sep 02 06:56 @ibexsalad Regionalismo
Fri Sep 02 07:22 1/2 I like to think that I was once a magnificent hairy fellow living in the trees... #ClarenceDay
Fri Sep 02 07:22 2/2 Who would exchange [this] for the pallid couple in the Garden of Eden? #ClarenceDay
Sat Sep 03 06:22 @asmallorange Could you have a look at my unaddressed tickets from the last month? #FallenOffACliff
Sat Sep 03 07:03 #SpanishSlug #ArionVulgaris will eat you, and your poo! I killed a dozen the other day but lost a finger. OBE?
Sun Sep 04 12:18 Would Beethoven IX finale have been based around a hurdy gurdy solo if he hadn't been deaf?
Mon Sep 05 08:13 It's Tibble's Road, fool. Who'd call a cat Theobald?
Mon Sep 05 12:35 Creatures whose mainspring is curiosity enjoy accumulating facts far more than reflecting on them #ClarenceDay
Mon Sep 05 21:49 RT @Pornosawa: El señor que habla de pie con el autobusero es, sin duda, el protagonista de esta canción de Astrud:
Wed Sep 07 06:30 Electric kettle on gas hob: balancing domestic energy supply or calamitous fail?
Wed Sep 07 06:32 RT @interfluidity: bizarre antinatalist propaganda, bizarrely in English, in Romania.
Wed Sep 07 08:47 Dear folksingers, Thackeray is taking the pi$$ out of you : bad scansion & grammar deliberate
Wed Sep 07 08:55 Ignatieff on Clegg's confusion: Globalisation empowers elites economically but disempowers them politically.
Wed Sep 07 15:50 Shocking: Unilever food truck smuggled into Dutch hipster festival #NotOurKindOfPeople
Wed Sep 07 18:52 We reject Nietzsche because he endangers our monkey/organ-grinder symbiosis, even the monkey can spell his name
Wed Sep 07 20:21 Me: Brancaleone inspired Monty Python, Fitzcarraldo & (24:30)! Her: It's Italians shouting.
Thu Sep 08 06:24 Alan Smethurst: the singing postman from Norfolk
Thu Sep 08 08:15 Barrel organ "the organ with the human voice" I hope they mean vox humana rather than how grandma sang
Thu Sep 08 08:49 Comment: @holland_tom Sounds like a reinvention of Pliny's (heresy-)cleansing incendiary bird
Thu Sep 08 21:38 I think Barcelona's tourist headcount is heading towards 6 * population this year. What's wrong with Hartlepool?
Thu Sep 08 21:40 Comment: @steve_guy Saving up for stereo
Fri Sep 09 17:23 Almost amiable kestrel on #WalthamstowMarsh Has someone been feeding it bacon butties?
Fri Sep 09 22:20 OK, got me wild hops, now to fabricate something that will disgust even the non-teetotallers
Sat Sep 17 11:36 Bath Pump Rooms, 14:45: come all ye fair & tender persons!
Sat Sep 17 16:39 Comment: @JustinJerez I'll get you eventually! Suing 5000 Chinese tourists for photographing me without putting a quid in the pig
Mon Sep 19 06:17 Sign 1 at Pixford Fruit Farm, Bishops Lydeard: Drive slowly, my dog is old and deaf and so am I. Sign 2: My dog has died, but I'm still here
Mon Sep 19 13:22 Just received an "invertation" from an estate agent, < invertebrate? Matt 7:24-27: Build your house on a rock, dork
Mon Sep 19 19:25 Help London Air Ambulance Service help you when that car knocks you off your bike
Mon Sep 19 19:30 Pan-European economic Habsburg nostalgia Bring back Biedermeier, I say
Mon Sep 19 19:34 Transferable skills - Football manager to bank CEO
Mon Sep 19 19:48 Comment: @ibexsalad Hope you're not having doubts about the Bourbons
Tue Sep 20 06:57 You absolutely can boil an egg in the boiler part of a cafetière à l'italienne over a Campingaz ring, just takes a couple of minutes longer
Tue Sep 20 21:10 Restoring the first recording of computer music
Wed Sep 21 11:53 RT @oobr: London’s Exodus: - a great @TimeOutLondon map of demographic change, by @alexascherson
Wed Sep 21 15:12 'Face of Charles Darwin' spotted in patient's eye scan
Wed Sep 21 18:27 Singing "It won't be a stylish marriage, / I can't afford a carriage" and up rolls the coach and four #AllAboutTiming
Wed Sep 21 21:44 The River Lea and Waltham Forest in Drayton’s 1622 Poly-Olbion #Walthamstow #RiverLea
Wed Sep 21 21:53 #NickClegg coalition foretold in : King grateful for cherries, gives Sir Cleges castle so family can live in comfort
Thu Sep 22 10:26 Re walking into shop to check yr phone without it being stolen: how about a chain of small red state-owned cubicles called phone boxes?
Thu Sep 22 16:13 @LittleStormDes
Thu Sep 22 21:00 Comment: @BradyDale @asmallorange They're doing the same to me: it's as if they're determined to lose my remaining business with them #Trolls
Fri Sep 23 15:00 Meet John Freeth (1731-1808), Birmingham Pindar, & his Political Songster
Fri Sep 23 15:22 Comment: @elorganillero Beelzebub in Leicester: His Tripe Eaters is in the bio on my Amazon Wishlist:
Fri Sep 23 16:07 @lordbonkers John Freeth's ballad of a C18th election in Leicester , but Budget Day is better
Fri Sep 23 21:20 No TV = no Bagpuss as kid: cool proto of our organ+screen idea mouth:mouse::barrel:barrow
Sat Sep 24 08:30 Obituaries: C19th piety and kindness, C20th associations and accomplishments
Sat Sep 24 08:54 RT @FlipChartRick: "Left Behind" or "Dear Johannes". Utter genius by @MattWhittakerRF. #Brexit
Sat Sep 24 12:43 Will Kemp's Morris dance from London to Norwich, with more nonsense from John Freeth and Corbyn's victory boogie
Sat Sep 24 13:00 Comment: @StowDiary @yellowmanbook @E17Designers @MirthMarvelE17 ?
Sat Sep 24 18:27 Frogs at ca 01:20
Sat Sep 24 18:32 Amusements are fashion'd for every age, And novelty pleasure excites; But we in that old rustic pastime engage The manly diversion of QUOITS
Sun Sep 25 07:00 Munching to the Glory of God
Sun Sep 25 10:22 Gorging Jack and Little Billee: The case for the defence.
Sun Sep 25 12:55 @stroat wilde mannen veur 't stroat
Sun Sep 25 19:08 Absolutely astounded to meet Blessed Sacrament procession of Indian Syro-Oriental Catholics heading to St. George's Walthamstow this p.m.
Sun Sep 25 19:10 Comment: @elorganillero Check Wikipedia for Syro-Malabar Catholic Church & read the story of St. Thomas & India
Sun Sep 25 19:13 Comment: @elorganillero Gallery , site Most civilised faith I've met in E London, singing needs work
Sun Sep 25 19:21 Comment: @PRScredda @lordbonkers That's very hard on the 1,000 who lost out to
Mon Sep 26 07:31 Enjoyed resurrection of classic 1970s word by @johnmcdonnellMP on @r4Today: DISBENEFIT Check the ngram:
Mon Sep 26 08:11 Galician voter puts 200 EUR bill instead of voting slip in envelope in urn #CorruptionFail
Mon Sep 26 09:10 So when exactly did Zoe Ball marry Jeremy Corbyn?
Mon Sep 26 16:39 Comment: @ibexsalad Such a shame: his dad was a good, reliable dentist
Tue Sep 27 08:04 Young Adriaen, a favourite Dutch painter. Scheveningen beach still retains something of this at 6 in the morning after the night before