Tweets for November 2016

Bio: Kazoo Academy & Barrel Organ Disco/Yorkshire Almanac/translator Romance & Germanic languages & Russian/old-style jazz trombone & vocals/brass bands/allotmenteer

Tue Nov 01 10:51 Central Hackney, sound of sheep bells outside??? Not quite like Bielsa tunnel tho:
Tue Nov 01 13:59 RT @Cambridge_Uni: We’ve got ectoplasm, toy dolls, spirit trumpets and…beard hair sent to Charles Darwin. Now all we need – is you! @theUL…
Tue Nov 01 18:57 Fortunately I still have 8 litres of blackberry gin in stock.
Wed Nov 02 06:32 mama oca = anec-dotari? no
Wed Nov 02 23:16 RT @garyslapper: railing jurisprudence
Thu Nov 03 10:34 Someone just made me think of my favourite duck poem, by Kim Kwang-kyu, translated by Brother Anthony (
Thu Nov 03 12:29 Why's pound soaring on A50 ruling when natural consequence is civil war? BTW Spanish friend now has dog called Brexit, pronounced BRESSIT
Thu Nov 03 12:42 Comment: @EnriqueDiazAlva Yesbut
Thu Nov 03 12:46 Comment: @EnriqueDiazAlva That old one: Germany bombed flat -> Wirtschaftswunder, ergo why don't we bomb our own cities every 5 years?
Thu Nov 03 13:39 Comment: @EnriqueDiazAlva We shall fight on their crowdfunding platforms, in their compostable towers, in their 3D-printed interiors; no surrender
Thu Nov 03 20:26 @ibexsalad You've been shying away from this one: Canadian Maps Claim the North Pole—Canada Doesn't Pretty deep
Fri Nov 04 07:54 Guy wheeling bike thru Kazakh casino promo 0:42 - like retro Spanish provincial disco (Via
Fri Nov 04 07:56 JAJAJAJA perdona
Fri Nov 04 08:25 Comment: @srabsenta Me parecía muy triste, pero luego pensé que Sta Teresa dijo que "la vida es una mala noche en una mala posada"
Fri Nov 04 09:14 I had forgotten Teasy Weasy who "began his career making false beards and moustaches." Here opening Blackburn salon
Fri Nov 04 09:18 Comment: @elorganillero By which I meant Blackpool. Who has their hair done in Blackburn (any more)?
Fri Nov 04 13:55 Comment: @Pornosawa ggrrrrrr
Fri Nov 04 20:11 Did I just fall asleep for a thousand years?
Fri Nov 04 20:13 Comment: @elorganillero And El Donaldo is playing the EU anthem !!!!!
Fri Nov 04 20:23 Comment: @elorganillero Flight of the Valkyries!
Sat Nov 05 09:27 Kind of person who'd think nothing of stealing an organ-grinders piggy bank
Sat Nov 05 09:36 hoy 18:00
Sat Nov 05 10:06 Comment: @tombcn Not if we don't read it.
Sat Nov 05 10:46 Comment: @cazzrhughes @ibexsalad @JolyonMaugham Positive in the long run? Low labour costs have surely held back agricultural automation in the UK.
Sat Nov 05 23:19 Why would a notoriously bloody boxer have a lamb running round the scrapyard office during autobio presentation? For the BBQ, obviously
Sat Nov 05 23:19 Comment: @tombcn Not sure we Saxons can handle that much philosophy
Sun Nov 06 15:32 Comment: @WALLthamstow @WeLoveE17Marsh Has there been a wildlife assessment? My pet ducks refuse to go through the tunnel because of the fox.
Sun Nov 06 15:33 Fortunately the Spanish politico-judicial system has since been fixed
Sun Nov 06 17:20 1610 Jaume, blind bigamist-organist: un siego, per 2 mullers, condempnat a sonar lo orgue tota sa vida al hospital
Sun Nov 06 18:56 BTW one of my Xmas songs is I saw mommy kissing Yog-Sothoth
Mon Nov 07 07:09 Stay-a-bed guests? Volxmusik
Mon Nov 07 20:26 Why don't UK estate agents list total floor area like everywhere else since about 1540? Is it considered vulgar or summat?
Mon Nov 07 21:53 Sober since Jan 21, 1989.
Mon Nov 07 22:15 Comment: @tombcn Look on the bright side: you haven't seen the day yet.
Tue Nov 08 07:40 Comment: @MrLukeJohnston @tombcn Do tell me there's a happy ending
Tue Nov 08 19:17 The first map looks like the Windwards: Gerrymandered Congressional Districts
Tue Nov 08 19:57 Who will free the hipsters? : Iraqi men celebrate their freedom by shaving
Tue Nov 08 21:24 Go home , it's all over
Tue Nov 08 22:47 Comment: @trfgrp @tombcn Bollocks
Tue Nov 08 22:59 German translation word of the day: glacis. English: glacis. White bit on picture. Unfortunately Montjuic castle has let its get overgrown
Tue Nov 08 23:01 Comment: @elorganillero More good words. How did soldiers learn all this stuff? Or perhaps that was the point
Tue Nov 08 23:09 Going to bed tonight hoping I don't wake up with the first female president because I haven't put out the bins
Tue Nov 08 23:12 Comment: @tombcn @trfgrp But boohoo all the same, obv
Tue Nov 08 23:31 Comment: @estwebber It's Nick Ridley, the martyr
Wed Nov 09 00:28 Comment: @EnriqueDiazAlva Grauniad Georgia currently HRC 25.4 % DT 73.0 % WTF
Wed Nov 09 00:59 Mexican hackers trying to rig #ElectionDay
Wed Nov 09 01:13 Comment: @LeVostreGC Scratched record, not that you'd know
Wed Nov 09 01:18 Terrible graphics #Guardian Brits don't know where little states are, so use a list not a map to avoid RSI suits
Wed Nov 09 01:20 Blond in suit 28 votes ahead in Flor Ida
Wed Nov 09 01:29 Tromperie trade-off: HRC wins but you can smoke dope just about everywhere
Wed Nov 09 02:19 RT @DPRK_News: In hard fought battle between shouting tycoon Donald Trump and venomous hag Hillary Clinton, sole clear winner is Marshal Ki…
Wed Nov 09 02:23 No nos queda nada. Bebiendo Lager de Día
Wed Nov 09 02:39 1st great Roth novel in the offing?
Wed Nov 09 02:41 Comment: @Ghostwoods I cashed after the sex tape but didn't hedge #WorkingWhen90
Wed Nov 09 02:46 VA: "Voting rights were restored to felons this year, potentially boosting Democrats." #LawyersAtDawn
Wed Nov 09 02:53 WTF Maine 18% precincts in: Maine is only about half an hour from Ireland
Wed Nov 09 02:54 Comment: @Ghostwoods Relax, only about 10% (OF FACKING WHAT?) will change whoever wins.
Wed Nov 09 02:56 RT @DPRK_News: United States Electrical College is anti-democratic sham which denigrates peoples vote in favor of physicists, engineers, an…
Wed Nov 09 03:02 Comment: @ObamaMalik Where have you been, Malik?! Nice Youlou track
Wed Nov 09 03:06 Comment: @trfgrp Can I just provisionally withdraw my bollocks?
Wed Nov 09 03:16 Steel worker. No beard-catching lathes.
Wed Nov 09 03:34 Comment: @skyelections @tombcn Just cos it a big picture don't mean it a big result
Wed Nov 09 03:40 But what's the deal with Novocaine ?
Wed Nov 09 03:42 @therealroseanne Marvellous header but WTF
Wed Nov 09 03:46 RT @Pornosawa: El futuro es troll #ElectionDay #ElectionDay
Wed Nov 09 03:50 Catalan imperialism
Wed Nov 09 04:12 Mirando Trump/Brexit, ¿cómo puede ser que #Ciudadanos no supo venderse como partido transversal/revolucionario?
Wed Nov 09 04:47 The future is here:
Wed Nov 09 04:54 Re-run: NYC Election Day marred by 'broken penis' candidate
Wed Nov 09 04:57 Comment: @Ghostwoods You are the heart and soul of free enterprise. We love you.
Wed Nov 09 04:59 Comment: @Ghostwoods We love you. You want Magnum Sheer Chocolate Pleasure, we send you kebab.
Wed Nov 09 05:02 @trfgrp Deepest apologies, ingesting bollox
Wed Nov 09 05:04 Comment: @Ghostwoods Let's bring all the sociopaths together and have a party. #ANationUnited
Wed Nov 09 05:19 First images of Trump victory
Wed Nov 09 05:27 Comment: @ObamaMalik You did it, Malik!
Wed Nov 09 12:00 Dustmen are on strike in Rome
Wed Nov 09 12:07 Comment: @Amandajeyanam I have confessed my wrong and begged for mercy. Not a statement of electoral preferences, BTW, just thought numbers wrong
Thu Nov 10 17:11 George Formby's Levi's Monkey Mike To whose detriment is it that I always get Liz & Lynne Truss confused?
Thu Nov 10 21:13 Good to see #Terravision inside Barcelona Airport still selling tickets for a service they don't provide Stansted-London
Fri Nov 11 08:56 Scouse lesson for Koreans for Brits
Fri Nov 11 08:56 Comment: @elorganillero Wa's this glotal stop tho?
Fri Nov 11 12:08 Comment: @tombcn Heavens, you're not suggesting that as well as not being allowed to vote they should have their tellies taken away?!
Fri Nov 11 13:12 Comment: @tombcn lol
Fri Nov 11 17:45 RT @EngineerLondon: Yeah @HackneyWalk @HackneySociety @LovingDalston @E9_Resident #BringBackSteptoe #FashionHubFail…
Sat Nov 12 11:34 Mobility scooter
Sat Nov 12 13:48 RT @DPRK_News: United States television Fat Man Chris Christie no longer under consideration as Minister for Bridges in Trump administratio…
Sun Nov 13 10:32 A1 Retial To Let - rhymes with redial #ChatsworthRoad cf The rhine in Spine sties minely in the pline @Stirling_London
Sun Nov 13 10:47 When you're laughing, when you're laughing / The sun comes shining through Dawn on #WalthamstowMarshes + Olympic Park dev but - cows
Sun Nov 13 14:44 bat-to-bat
Sun Nov 13 14:48 He/she can always say to the police that it was doner-tio mortis causa
Sun Nov 13 18:04 Time for hipster retro-banking
Sun Nov 13 20:48 Comment: @elorganillero now with a url
Sun Nov 13 20:50 Yiddish and the Italian Welsh: Daffy-down-dilly has been and fled / Her yellow-green gown all stained in red
Mon Nov 14 21:52 A young person tells me that organ is an anagram of groan. She thinks that is funny
Tue Nov 15 09:49 A dark and stormy night: a Jerusalem artichoke verse, several Rigbyisms and the Grand Old Duke of Fart
Wed Nov 16 12:24 Freakiest line in V Woolf, Mr Bennett & Mrs Brown: In life one can see the change [in human nature ca 1910] in the character of one’s cook.
Wed Nov 16 13:06 First investment scam email received re
Wed Nov 16 20:59 Neighbour in the news
Thu Nov 17 10:59 Water cannon vs muck spreader in best ever agricultural riots at Montauban #ViveLEurope
Thu Nov 17 13:02 Brilliant: Dutch guy hacks own phone and spies on Egyptian thief + last glimpse as phone dismantled in Romania
Thu Nov 17 14:44 RT @WFMU: The Blenders: "Don't Fuck Around with Love" [selected by Dave the Spazz (@davespazz)]:
Thu Nov 17 17:03 RT @nickduxbury: Phenomenal journalism: @martinhilditch reveals the hidden lives of thousands of benefit claimants living in caravans https…
Fri Nov 18 18:26 Congo will rise again to deliver us from the tyranny of bad Nigerian pop. Just quoting
Sat Nov 19 09:27 Obtuse and flippant, moi? Correct phrase is frivolous and vexatious
Sat Nov 19 17:16 Spain announces first gym for people who don't intend to go to it
Sun Nov 20 16:17 RT @WFMU: The Obscure Accordionist Who Played Mood Music on Silent Film Sets:
Sun Nov 20 21:39 Le Pen vs Fillon/Valls, moderate yawn:
Mon Nov 21 07:41 Somos extraños en tierra extraña: En tierra ajena / la vaca al buey maja
Mon Nov 21 08:12 Comment: @elorganillero El toro: ¿Y que más negro que la muerte? El buey: ¡El yugo!
Mon Nov 21 08:50 Bad monkey
Mon Nov 21 08:51 Comment: @elorganillero "There was an escalation on the second and third days with the use of tanks, mortars and other heavy weapons,"
Mon Nov 21 17:05 BTW Who did the music for the ancient versions of Andy Pandy? ( )
Mon Nov 21 20:25
Wed Nov 23 08:41 RIP Rita Barberá. No vi nunca a Jesús Gil, pero sí a la jefa alguna vez en el salón de cristal del ajuntament, y cúanto me he reido
Wed Nov 23 10:50 Momento tremendo en la pelea en Bilbao: @chatarraspalace besa a la @laritaruizz00 y esa se pone a llorar (01:37)
Wed Nov 23 13:30 The falling leaves fall off of trees/The falling leaves, they bit the dust/I see your lips, they've come off too/Afflicted by a leprous rust
Wed Nov 23 14:31 Comment: @ibexsalad It's your Brexiteer-baiting wot dunnit, my friend
Thu Nov 24 11:49 nononono jajajaja paren porfa: la princesa roja, musical sobre josé antonio
Thu Nov 24 13:31 RT @improbresearch: "Artificial Selection on Male Genitalia Length Alters Female Brain Size" — new Swedish/Australian study.
Fri Nov 25 13:58 Elderly barrel organ at St Audries, Somerset
Fri Nov 25 19:46 Prevented from translating égérie gay (re Marine le Pen) as fag hag: & it might offend #PostStrewthPolitics
Fri Nov 25 21:22 RT @ianduhig: Poets of the Auden generation listened to the voices of ordinary people and introduced them into their poetry. Devices such a…
Sat Nov 26 09:44 Pi$s a Bed, / Pi$s a Bed, / Barley Butt, / Your Bum is so heavy, / You can't get up.
Sat Nov 26 09:48 Tommy Thumb shows children how to imitate the monkey
Sat Nov 26 09:52 Tommy Thumb pole-dancing
Sat Nov 26 09:54 Comment: @tombcn @HorribleSanity Cider, actually.
Sat Nov 26 10:02 jajaja
Sat Nov 26 12:54 Wanted to go out burglarizing in Hampstead with the GF tomorrow, but it doesn't fall in her furtive window
Sun Nov 27 20:59 Expert Prediction Of Experiments
Mon Nov 28 08:27 Fellini on Thames (h/t Ah, for Hague tram cum loudspeakers like vox Dei: Fack off ar$ehole
Mon Nov 28 12:31 Aarrgghh: Tony Oursler (1)
Mon Nov 28 15:01 Campaigning journalist on ‘concerning parallels’ between Hackney Today and East End Life
Mon Nov 28 20:25 In this new political era, debate raging re spelling of "total punt"
Wed Nov 30 16:53 Comment: @petersymon eeehhhhh?
Wed Nov 30 17:02 ooh int that purty!