Ling’s Cars

Ray Girvan has found a rather special car lease site. I particularly enjoyed her robust views on the FT. If only she’d start doing bikes.

Matchtricks

Hannukit reminds me of Grandad’s Last Erection, done with three matches, although unfortunately I can’t remember exactly how.

Working like Trojans/niggers

Don Jaide over at Rasta Livewire thinks they’re closer than most others do. If Bill Clinton’s black, then I see no reason why Helen of Troy shouldn’t be too, irrespective of what the original texts actually say.

Another Mexicanism

Abogánster = abogado (lawyer) + gangster. Here‘s some good stuff by Carlos Monsiváis about legal culture in a country where justice is generally viewed as the belonging to the rich. He says that abogánster is a 1940s term whose archetype was Bernabé Jurado, legendary for eating evidence, buying witnesses, overseeing torture leading to false confessions,…

More from 9/11 conspiracy theorist

‘Jones is convinced, for example, that Jesus was wandering through ancient Mexico around AD 600, paying calls on various Mayan villagers. He has published “evidence” that the Mayans were well aware of the “resurrected Lord” centuries before the Spanish priests crossed the Atlantic and gave them the Good News.’

Wanted

MP3 of Burl Ives’ recording of Lavender Cowboy (“He died with his six-guns a-smoking, and only two hairs on his chest”). Talk to me here.

Merchant of Texas

Here once again is polemics prof Geoff Nunberg making a dick of himself–check his update–while trying to do the same to George W Bush. Anyone who has spent any time with luvvies or second-hand booksellers will be aware that writing may be regarded as a commodity and that commoditisers are not necessarily unsympathetic idiots. […

No camera, no (no arse)

If United hadn’t made me put the bag in hold luggage, and if United’s notoriously light-fingered (and heavy-footed) baggage handlers at Chicago O’Hare hadn’t stolen my camera, I would be able to post a photo of a no-parking sign from a village south of Oaxaca, Mexico, which had lost the ESTACION from NO ESTACIONARSE–figure it…