A Yorkshire Almanac Comprising 366 Historical Extracts, Red-letter Days and Customs, and Astronomical and Meteorological Data
House of Lords. 1985/04/15. Local Government Bill. Hansard, Vol. 462. London: UK Parliament. Licensed under Open Parliament Licence, without modification. Get it:
.Saddleworth, where I live, was in Yorkshire for 800 years. I shall have lived 90 of them this year, and I claim to know a little about what goes on in that part of the world. The planners got busy to tidy us up, because we are on the Lancashire watershed side of the Pennines. They said that they were going to put us into a county called SELNEC – SELNEC being the initials of South East Lancashire North East Cheshire. Naturally, there was a lot of opposition to the change, and we had meetings galore. One of them, which I remember very well, was organised by some young people. When I got to the civic hall they said “Will you take the chair?” I agreed. Then they said, “Will you get a motion negatived that is put on the table?” I said, “I’ll try.” The motion was “That the best interests of Saddleworth would be served by going into SELNEC.” Of course, that had a resounding defeat. On going down the steps after the meeting was over, I saw Joe Cartwright, who used to work for me. I said, “How did tha’ vote, Joe?” He said, “How dost tha’ think? Agin!” He said, “I wouldn’t have been so shocked or surprised if we had been going in with Oldham or Manchester, or even Lancashire, but I’ll be jiggered if I want to go in with a set of initials.” The meeting broke up on those terms, and Joe Cartwright’s story went round Manchester like a prairie fire. His ridicule forced the powers that be to adopt my suggestion of “Greater Manchester.”
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My Lords, Saddleworth, where I live, was in Yorkshire for 800 years. I shall have lived 90 of them this year, and I claim to know a little about what goes on in that part of the world.
The planners got busy to tidy us up, because we are on the Lancashire watershed side of the Pennines. They said that they were going to put us into a county called SELNEC—SELNEC being the initials of South East Lancashire North East Cheshire. Naturally, there was a lot of opposition to the change, and we had meetings galore. One of them, which I remember very well, was organised by some young people. When I got to the civic hall they said “Will you take the chair?” I agreed. Then they said “Will you get a motion negatived that is put on the table?” I said “I’ll try”. The motion was “That the best interests of Saddleworth would be served by going into SELNEC”. Of course, that had a resounding defeat. On going down the steps after the meeting was over, I saw Joe Cartwright, who used to work for me. I said, “How did tha’ vote, Joe?” He said, “How dost tha’ think? Agin!” He said, “I wouldn’t have been so shocked or surprised if we had been going in with Oldham or Manchester, or even Lancashire, but I’ll be jiggered if I want to go in with a set of initials”. The meeting broke up on those terms, and Joe Cartwright’s story went round Manchester like a prairie fire. His ridicule forced the powers that be to adopt my suggestion of “Greater Manchester”.
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