A Yorkshire Almanac Comprising 366 Historical Extracts, Red-letter Days and Customs, and Astronomical and Meteorological Data
The fart of war (Anon 1775).
James Raine. 1861. Depositions from the Castle of York. London: Surtees Society. Get it:
.James Strangwayes, of Pickering, gentleman aged 27, saith, that following Capt. Smith and the last in company down the stairs he see Mr Constable, with others, on the stair heads, calling some “rouges.” Mr Smith replied, “By whom they meant?” They answered him, by such rouges as himself, and thereupon drew their swords, and wounded him on his fingers, and one of them cried for a pistol to pistol him, which presently was brought, and presented it at Smith, which was prevented by the informant. Mr Smith afterwards returned to the stair heads, and there demanded satisfaction on Mr Constable. Whereupon Constable replied he knew not who had done him the injury, and Smith answered, for anything he knew it was himself, and thereupon gave Constable a blow on the face with his hand. Another standing behind Constable run at Smith with a drawn sword or rapier in his hand, and wounded Smith in the face, whereupon Smith fell. Mr Constable afterwards reflecting upon particular persons, Major Nary told him he did not well to do so, for things were pardoned by the Act of Indemnity. Constable replied he valued not a fart the Act of Indemnity.
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I suppose that the passage beginning “Mr. Constable afterwards reflecting…” refers to the following:
The lands of the Crown and the established Church were automatically restored, but lands of Royalists and other dissenters confiscated and sold during the Civil War and interregnum were left for private negotiation or litigation, meaning that the government would not help the Loyalists in regaining their property. Disappointed Royalists commented that the Act meant “indemnity for [Charles’] enemies and oblivion for his friends”.
Raine notes:
An affray at an inn at Malton among some Yorkshire gentlemen, many of whom were soldiers. One, a Captain Smith, died of the wounds that he received. Sotheby, Constable, and Wm. Hawksworth, were tried at the assizes, and were acquitted. Constable, in his examination, is said to be of Selby, and Sotheby is described as a lieutenant-colonel, probably in some local corps.
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James Strangwayes, of Pickering, gen. aged 27, saith, that following Capt. Smith and the last in company down the stairs he see Mr. Constable, with others, on the stair heads, calling some “rouges.” Mr. Smith replied, “By whom they meant?” They answered him, by such rouges as himself, and thereupon drew their swords, and wounded him on his fingers, and one of them cried for a pistol to pistol him, which presently was brought, and presented it at Smith, which was prevented by the informant. Mr. Smith afterwards returned to the stair heads, and there demanded satisfaction on Mr. Constable. Whereupon Constable replied he knew not who had done him the injury, and Smith answered, for anything he knew it was himself, and thereupon gave Constable a blow on the face with his hand. Another standing behind Constable run at Smith with a drawn sword or rapier in his hand, and wounded Smith in the face, whereupon Smith fell. Mr. Constable afterwards reflecting upon particular persons, Major Nary told him he did not well to do so, for things were pardoned by the Act of Indemnity. Constable replied he valued not a fart the Act of Indemnity.
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