Lord of the G-Strings versus Pak Drac

Fleshbot quotes from the blurb of a moving picture that is unlikely to be showing at a cinema near you: In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, diminutive yet delectable Throbbit Dildo Saggins is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String – most powerful weapon in the land. We know, we do,…