How I used to chant UB40’s Ivory Madonna when I was small, drunk and confused. Other well-known versions of this include “I’ve a green banana,” but no one gets misunderstood like Michael Jackson. This, from Misheard Lyrics, is not an excerpt from Beat It:
No one wants a beef fajita.
Show ’em hot pocket, strong is your fight.
And this is not Billy Jean:
Billie’s spleen is not my mother
She kissed a girl that thinks that I am her nun
But the chair is not my mum.
Why would misheard lyrics make more sense than the original?
- Ah! viva la espana
Een fijn voorbeeld van het Nederspaans in het Geheugen van Nederland: ‘k Ben een onverschwartze Espagnolos Kijk naar mijn bolos, als roet zoo
- Better a beach fag than a punk
… suggests Nando Caballero here. A certain Bakunin comments below that the same thing happened to us (coral de la guasa
- Sign language for hearing babies
This is really cool: Every morning, when Corinthian Barthelmess’s tummy rumbles for her breakfast banana, she lets her daddy know. She communicates
I’ve spent the past half hour helping a milliner source sinamay, the principal material used in the confection of hats. It
- Singing in Llantiol, December 18
We‘re doing a short show in Llantiol on Sunday December 18th at 23:00. It’s a cute, *little* theatre, with only about