Either condoms have suddenly become hideously expensive or there’s a missing link when The Guardian says that “British teenagers are better off … than ever before” while the BBC says they’re using crisp packets because they can’t afford the real thing. The solution is obvious – sell crisps wrapped in condoms – and the title of SSL International‘s trade journal suggests that they may be thinking along these lines. It’s called International Barrier Protection Digest.
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