Ghit (ii)

I am having 1,500 cards printed with “ghit = google hit © 2004 followthebaldie.com” and am going to flog them down the Ramblas this lunchtime. I am unsure as to whether this constitutes a business plan.

Say it like Beckham

David Beckham and Andalusian chanteur David Bisbal are the public figures most admired by Madrilenian schoolchildren aged 6-12, according to a new survey. While the missus is admired elsewhere for the form, if not the functioning, of her aural receptors, I suspect that Becks the voice artist may eventually revolutionise English teaching in Spain. Says…

Booze on wheels

The Catalan government is infighting as to whether it’s better to punish drivers for alcohol consumption, for which a zero tolerance proposal has been tabled, or for excessive speed, which it is cunningly assumed would save jobs in the wine industry. Being an experienced wheelman and having suffered two completely avoidable shunts and a number…

best liver

Extremely tasteless. Anyone seen Napoleon recently? Via BoingBoing.