Orism

Kamagurka:

• An orism is an aphorism that.
• Omelettes are eggs that dream they’re falling.
• –How’s the digging in your garden going?
  –Not bad, they’ve just hit New York. Manhattan’s already completely uncovered.
  –Isn’t it a bit busy having a major city in your garden?
  –It’s not that bad really. The time difference means that they’re asleep when I’m sat in it in the daytime.

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