Non-PC rhymes

I think you can still use the following Dutch rhyme:

Allah is groot en Allah is machtig,
Allah heeft een lul van één meter tachtig.

… as long as it is accompanied by the following English translation, to be pronounced with the London glottalstoppery of the gentleman with whom I spent a year in a marble Mayfair meat fridge:

God is gright and God is mighty,
God has a dick of one meter ighty.

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