Today Catalonia celebrates its ecologist, anti-globalist credentials (on which, as a neo-liberal, Bush-babe, militaristic Anglo, I have been lectured so often) by importing millions of chemical roses from East Africa in the hope that their gift will lead to a decent shag. Don’t be fooled: Cervantes smells better, and a pine-needle bed at 1000m is much more arousing, than your downtown flat at this time of year.
- St George’s Day massacre
San Jordi in Barcelona, and millions of females who would be perfectly happy eating hay are receiving roses from males who
- St Max (Planck)’s day flowers
My old camera was stolen last summer by Chicago baggage handlers, but thanks to a handy tip from Pep Lamesa I’ve
- ETA bomb in Catalonia
The “150kg ETA bomb” on the beach at Sant Carles de la Ràpita is an obvious hoax designed by PP-puppet Zapatero
- Kill rootless scum
The other night I stayed with a neo-peasant Catalan hippy couple living in a grace and favour masia in the hills,
- Catalan government insolvent, up $hit creek, etc etc
But leaking the news just after the Mavi Marmara incident meant hardly anyone noticed.