Wesley Willis

Has got to be in there somewhere:

Lyrics:

Suck a polar bear’s funky ass!
Suck a racehorse’s cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey’s shitty ass!
Suck a male camel’s dick with Hoisin sauce!

Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick

Suck a European bison’s smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth’s dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard’s ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena’s spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick

Suck a llama’s shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear’s spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear’s bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound’s musty ass, mothafucka!

Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick
Suck a cheetah’s dick

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