Mike Tyson was once asked why he had been so bad for so long

“Well, you thee,” he lisped, “for yearth I thought that ethicth wath an Englith county.” Bad Muslim, fucking cool Muslim: vote Ahmed Aboutaleb (via). Rotterdam, probably the ugliest city in Western Europe, but in terms of linguistic expression second to none.

Galician retards

Here’s a splendid selection, with ditto commentary. The Good Lord’s distribution of blessings just ain’t equitable.