Low-/no-alcohol month

Landlords have been asked to report offenders. Recently M encountered an enthusiastic early-evening drinker clad in lycra and struck up a conversation. “Oh, my boyfriend thinks I’m at Zumba,” she explained, “but I hate being shouted at and told what to do, so I come here instead.”

As Pontes’ clitoris festival

La Voz de Galicia, the oldest Google source for the story, says that the council of Puentes de García Rodríguez posted the work of Google Translate on its website, but I can’t find a screengrab. As if all those mistranslated greens weren’t bad enough, the town’s illiterate English Wikipedia entry tells us that: The town…