Tweets for June 2016

Bio: Kazoo Academy & Barrel Organ Disco/Yorkshire Almanac/translator Romance & Germanic languages & Russian/old-style jazz trombone & vocals/brass bands/allotmenteer

Mon Jun 06 08:21 Comment: @Miss__Slater @chatsworthroad @steve_guy Haha it's the dog wot ate my pig! (Needed: folding stool for small children)
Mon Jun 06 08:24 RT @Miss__Slater: We absolutely loved the musical acts at @chatsworthroad market! ❤️🎼👏🐾
Mon Jun 06 08:27 Comment: @steve_guy International Socialists - subliminal campaigning on his behalf - high proportion of Labour voters in DM readership
Mon Jun 06 12:25 Pigeon survives decapitation by moveable bridge - but what kind of bridge?
Mon Jun 06 14:09 Ongoing status VAT digital/physical sales inter EU for non-reg UK traders? Will Germans be able to buy my Bohemia book?! #VATMOSS
Tue Jun 07 18:45 How to make your own slot machine
Wed Jun 08 08:44 Comment: @BoltonGraham Never seen a shark jump?
Wed Jun 08 08:44 Luv those white trainers
Wed Jun 08 08:48 Intriguing: #chromebox performs worst with Google apps, #googledocs a nightmare. monstrous memory leaking
Wed Jun 08 09:12 #elderflower round 1 with thanks to #tesco . Will I be able to call it #champagne after June 23?
Wed Jun 08 09:15 Comment: @ibexsalad @sama more about doing a runner than sports shoes per se?
Wed Jun 08 09:58 Latex monkey masks with flexible mouth in London?
Wed Jun 08 13:52 Turkish boy on mobile at Newington Green: "We gonna hunt down that nigga!" #AbsenceMakesTheHeartGrowFonder
Wed Jun 08 16:00 Yeah, but what about broadband?
Thu Jun 09 05:29 I want this for Xmas: El Sid
Thu Jun 09 13:57 Happy Birthday from the Singing Organ Grinder! h/t to @steve_guy
Thu Jun 09 13:58 Comment: @ibexsalad Bookies are boring: I tried @LadPolitics on Bernie as Donald's VP & no joy
Thu Jun 09 14:01 Singing Organ-Grinder street parade artistic credit to @steve_guy
Thu Jun 09 14:06 Comment: and of course @LittleStormDes
Fri Jun 10 07:10 RIP Roget at ARTFL - obviously not coming back. Why did @UofC kill it?
Fri Jun 10 07:22 Comment: @stefangeens Simply a question of perseverance: U gutaru continuu bucca la PETRA
Fri Jun 10 07:23 The Calabrians sound most unreasonable: If perchance you meet a wolf and a Greek, kill the Greek and leave the wolf
Fri Jun 10 08:13 Bring back Lesbia Road, Clapton!
Fri Jun 10 11:47 Honkey, honkey, honkey, / Tonkey, tonkey, tonkey. it's the monkey jubilee
Fri Jun 10 11:48 Comment: @DamianPatchell So not estate agent no. 9?
Sat Jun 11 09:17 Comment: @LadPolitics @ibexsalad Deepest apologies, my wrong!
Sat Jun 11 15:08 @JustinJerez Came past my balcony but didn't wave
Sat Jun 11 19:18 Comment: @JustinJerez Fraid so. Ingerland!
Sun Jun 12 09:18 Comment: @JustinJerez Mein Gott, I had this vague idea you were on Orkney or something. Beer some time?
Sun Jun 12 09:36 This #LiberalCosmopolitans4Brexit thing is definitely taking off, bar the reïntroduction of capital punishment
Sun Jun 12 09:38 RT @sanderwagner: Very German infographic: Who calls each other 'Du' and who 'Sie' in the cabinet. Note Schäuble's all 'Sie'
Sun Jun 12 09:39 RT @NTceline:
Tue Jun 14 11:21 I am the mantis, you better pray
Tue Jun 14 11:21 Comment: @JustinJerez Relatives in Bath, so may happen sooner than you think!
Wed Jun 15 09:16 at last a Monty Python Tribute Journal
Wed Jun 15 19:31
Wed Jun 15 20:11 RT @bobdobbelina3: The situation so far #Thames
Thu Jun 16 09:42 Hint to residents of the Platonic cave that is a London spring that the sun may still exist
Thu Jun 16 09:51 Comment: @ibexsalad But good no. to engage thickos like me: hey, divisible by 7 days of the week = 50, wonder how much that it. 370 doesn't work
Fri Jun 17 10:13 A-level Turkess to Turk on the River Lea towpath this morning: "Don't touch me, I'm fasting!"
Sat Jun 18 09:44 Lyle Zimmerman dude alert (see the snoring bit)
Sun Jun 19 14:29 Ah: "the manufacturing town of #Frome, notorious for poachers, and principles ever at variance with aristocracy"
Sun Jun 19 14:39 Comment: @HackneyYIMBY Kropotkin Conquest of Bread -> anarchist baking but #ClassWar guys this a.m. denied all knowledge @Classwar2015 @redrumlisa
Sun Jun 19 14:51 #WilliamCobbett: found working people at #Frome well informed as to cause of misery / the innkeepers behave like their Manchester fellows
Sun Jun 19 21:39 #hackneymarshes puffballs & assorted greens + tesco salami paella. Came v close to green woodpecker at #leyton jubilee park but too bony?
Mon Jun 20 07:54 Sigh, no invite this year either
Mon Jun 20 08:14 After 10 days study, #Tarragona Council's solution to abandoned lorryload of rotting lettuce: shut the truck door
Mon Jun 20 08:54 Hadn't realised Donald Trump Jam from Freedom Girls was WWI song about European engagement
Mon Jun 20 08:55 Comment: @benzo8 "us Brits" Don't shame us xxx
Mon Jun 20 20:08 Singing an escape from Foreign Accent Syndrome
Tue Jun 21 10:59 Looks like Mediterranean Spain: Photo Essay: Albania’s Concrete Skeletons
Tue Jun 21 12:53 muy bueno
Wed Jun 22 06:58 The Devil With Hitler (1942) , still not quite as good as Stalin Wasn't Stallin (1943)
Wed Jun 22 07:03 Explanation for the Spanish lisp?
Wed Jun 22 10:38 @hackneycouncil #EUreferendum No polling card received...
Wed Jun 22 11:41 #EUref OK, heard the simians, but what do the robots think?
Wed Jun 22 15:42 Iain Sinclair on Harold
Wed Jun 22 18:44 I can't believe anyone would want to say goodbye to this: #EUref
Tue Jun 28 11:52 Harmonious Misunderstanding
Tue Jun 28 11:55 Or just drink cider with everything
Tue Jun 28 18:04 Comment: @JustinJerez The Lamb & Fountain, even without Mother (, has got to be one of the greatest pubs ever
Wed Jun 29 06:27 Sleaford Mods - No One's Bothered
Wed Jun 29 08:00 Comment: @ibexsalad Something to do with the price we pay for your olives? (When's the mail order biz starting?)
Wed Jun 29 09:14 Comment: @ibexsalad Damn, hoped my indentured labour would suffice
Wed Jun 29 10:42 Comment: @ibexsalad Coming home to roost: careers adviser at 16 told me that was the only reason I was interested in music
Thu Jun 30 10:35 @BorisJohnson Will you be my monkey? Great feuilleton trad of riches 2 organ-grinding 2 riches, blondness no prob
Thu Jun 30 10:38 Comment: @StowDiary @sodopizzacafe Have they got an import licence for Sunny?
Thu Jun 30 11:48 RT @CelloMetalgirl: 死ぬほど笑った
Thu Jun 30 13:44 Westminster needs a soundtrack like this
Thu Jun 30 13:45 Por un sistema electoral justo #1persona1voto2016 - ¡Firma la petición! via @UKChange