Heresy – Leeds's Singing Organ-Grinder

Onion-Apollo and old chorizo moon fight it out in a stewpot-cosmos of bean-stars

I think it’s quite Turner, but the public says it’s underexposed and I should have cleaned the camera lens. Alubias pintas by.

English-speakers are leaving in droves, Spanish-speakers are more equivocal, and Francophones are proving hard to un-crack.

David Bar-David, the lemming messiah.