Small-town drunk

… explains Ronaldo’s pre-marital crisis.

– You know the real reason why Ronaldo’s wedding keeps getting delayed?
– Tell me.
– Because one night he got drunk and took Daniella up the arse.
– That’s terrible. But why would it be a reason to delay the wedding?
– Because she asked around and found out about his harem of 31 women, one for each day of the month, on an estate near Escorial.
– You don’t say!
– Shaven-headed, every one of them, and he only takes them up the arse.
– To avoid unwanted pregnancies?
– Because he’s a dirty Brazilian monkey, that’s why.
– That’s extraordinary. But how do you know all this?
– My brother drives trains for Renfe in Madrid.

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