Giving stuff away to illegals as a commercial gimmick is a terrible thing to do. When I meet illegals crossing from France, I ask them whether they’ve got cash and want to go to a bar, and if the answer’s no I push them into a ravine. It’s the capitalist way, and they’ve got to learn.
- Spanish drivers and zebra crossings
Some comparative data.
- Pillow dictionary
Literally: When at Seville in 1809, Lord Byron lodged in the house of two unmarried ladies; and in his diary he describes
- Dead dogs and dentists
Here’s a Sefardic tale, originally from Meam Loez, and included in Pascual Pascual Recuero’s Antología de cuentos sefardíes: A holy man and
- Why Mexicans don’t admit to playing the slide trombone
I went into the excellent and apparently men-only Cantina La Fuente in Guadalajara, Jalisco this morning and ordered a beer. An
- Yet more disastrous animals
Introducing my bovine concertina-playing twins, Salt-N-Pepa, and a porcine donations box.