Two elderly ladies have just met for the first time and are sounding each other out:
A: My dog is so intelligent it stands by the door and woofs whenever it wants to go out and have a poo.
B: My cat is so intelligent it comes in at five o’clock in the morning and jumps on my bed until I’m awake.
A: My dog is so intelligent it comes into my bedroom at five in the morning, jumps on the bed until I’m awake, and then runs over to the door so I get up and feed it.
B: My cat is so intelligent it goes out and kills rats and brings them in to me.
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My main anbision in life is to be an old lady! I must get a sex change, but it will be worth the rinkles and liver spots.
but ur story is rubbish!!
Curses, you’ve found me out.