Old lady animal fight

Two elderly ladies have just met for the first time and are sounding each other out:

A: My dog is so intelligent it stands by the door and woofs whenever it wants to go out and have a poo.
B: My cat is so intelligent it comes in at five o’clock in the morning and jumps on my bed until I’m awake.
A: My dog is so intelligent it comes into my bedroom at five in the morning, jumps on the bed until I’m awake, and then runs over to the door so I get up and feed it.
B: My cat is so intelligent it goes out and kills rats and brings them in to me.

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Last updated 05/01/2008

This post pre-dates my organ-grinding days, and may be imported from elsewhere.

Kaleboel (4307):

Natural history (512): Natural history is the research and study of organisms including animals, fungi and plants in their environment, leaning more towards observational than experimental methods of study.


  1. My main anbision in life is to be an old lady! I must get a sex change, but it will be worth the rinkles and liver spots.

    but ur story is rubbish!!

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