New Flats For Rent: 2 rooms + Hall + 1 Bathroom + Chicken

A bit off-territory (Salmiya sounds like Kuwait), but too good to miss. Although … perhaps it is after all a chicken, and not a kitchen–a friend in Venezuela had a bullock sacrificed to celebrate his move, and I can quite easily imagine Arabian developers giving away a free chicken with every flat. (Thanks to MM)

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This post pre-dates my organ-grinding days, and may be imported from elsewhere.

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