What do you call a lesbian travel guide?

Tribadvisor. { Robert Chester?: Go, crampe dull Mars, light Venus, when he snorts / Or with thy Tribade Trine, invent new sports. } < { the French (note the Revolutionary morality) }, but the pun doesn’t seem to have surfaced in French, presumably because (a) aviser is a false friend – try conseiller, (b) the…