Portraits in profile are for Ancient Egyptians.
As Master of the Universe, I was talking the other day to the giraffe from Madagascar about flea circuses. He wants one, but said that using real fleas was cruel.
Wait, said his cat, I represent the true animal kingdom, and I think they deserve it.
Yeah, said his dog, but let’s use cockroaches. The technology’s there, and it doesn’t have to all be so damn small.
- Record label name not invented by a Dutch speaker
Of tumba, of Ben of that manor, of grunting, and of dynamiting fish.
- Accordion bonanza
With some Norwegian, a bunny, and a bell-ringing act.
- Elegía definitiva a Grexorbitante / Definitive elegy to Grexorbitant
Lenny Kravitz, “It ain’t over till it’s over,” specially adapted for my good friend Mariano Rajoy.
- Miley Cyrus’ “Pablow the blowfish”, the best thing since…
… well, since R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the closet”
- Three Russian rooster animations
“Big cock” and “The old man and the cock are versions of “Medio pollico” / “Demi-coq”, and “Why the cock wears